girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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