you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Are my feet made of real feet?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I need moral support for this bender
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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