are you still at the devil's house?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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