PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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