Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Girls should come with a carfax report
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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