i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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