You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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