can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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