is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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