i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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