I wish I could teleport
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it's great music for shaving your balls
I take back everything I said about communal showers
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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