its not stalking. its research.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
