i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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