when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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