Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Please don't give away my fajitas
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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