she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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