i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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