i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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