Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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