Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
