But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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