I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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