There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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