Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
