Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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