So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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