I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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