Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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