Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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