I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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