if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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