Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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