Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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