508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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