You're so nebulous sometimes
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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