Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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