she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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