Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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