I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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