it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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