Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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