Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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