I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
