thus making me awesome and them whores
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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