why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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