this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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