I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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