He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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