Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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