My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You don't make any sense
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