Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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