I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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